The Best Chuck Norris Jokes!
Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity — twice.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.
