A University of Michigan study says eating a hotdog shortens your life by THIRTY SIX MINUTES! 

Eating cashews can lengthen your healthy life by 26 minutes!

Joey ate 66 hot dogs and WON the Nathan's hot dog eating contest.   That means he shortened his like by 2,376 minutes, about a day and a half!

When you sub 10% of your meats with veggies, fruits and nuts, you lengthen your life by over 40 minutes a day!

HERE'S THE SOLUTION WE ALL NEED!  Hey KOEGEL!  Get on this please!