Fireworks may light up the sky, but sometimes the names on the box steal the show.
If you launched a few fireworks over the holiday weekend (legally, of course), you may have noticed that manufacturers have a very... creative marketing department.
A website searched online fireworks retailers and rounded up some of the funniest, weirdest, and most over-the-top firework names currently on the market. Believe it or not, every one of these is real.
The Funniest Firework Names
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Wizard of Ahhhs
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Po-Po Magnet
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Neighbor Hater
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Cat Scat Fever
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Shimmer Me Timbers
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#LightAndRun
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Unicorn Puke
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God Bless Merica
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Bada Bing! Bada Boom!
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Put It in Reverse!
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Lazer Kittyz
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Here Come Da Judge!
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Whacky Tobacky
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Pizza Pocalypse
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Psycho Peacock
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Death Blossom
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Raging Rottweilers
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Dizzy Disco
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Wicked Pissah ("A Boston Favorite!")
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Badassical Blast
Which One Wins?
Some of these sound like rock bands. Others sound like energy drinks... or the name of your fantasy football team.
Our favorites? Wizard of Ahhhs, Pizza Pocalypse, and Lazer Kittyz are tough to beat.
