Apparently, Colonel Sanders has a new customer... and he has claws.

A Kentucky woman woke up to find that a black bear had broken into her home. Was it looking for valuables? Nope. Electronics? Not interested.

The furry burglar had one mission... leftover KFC.

The woman had left her front door open overnight to let in some cool air. Around 5 a.m., the bear wandered inside, sniffed out the fried chicken sitting on the kitchen table, smashed the glass table in the process, enjoyed a midnight snack, and casually walked back into the woods like it had just gone through a drive-thru.

The best part? She slept through the entire thing.

She only found out after her sister called and said, "Hey... a bear just left your house."

Imagine that conversation.

"Did he take anything?"

"Just your Extra Crispy."

The woman later admitted she was "a little sad over my KFC," which is honestly the most relatable part of the story.

Wildlife experts say the smell of food likely attracted the bear. So if you live in bear country, here's a helpful reminder:

Lock your doors.

Put your leftovers away.

And if you're bringing home a bucket of KFC... just know you're not the only one craving those 11 herbs and spices.