Being a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader sounds like the ultimate dream job.

You get the famous uniform, the giant stadium, the TV appearances, and enough sparkle to blind a satellite.

But behind all that glam? There are RULES. A LOT of rules.

For starters...

No visible tattoos.
That tiny butterfly on your ankle? Better keep it under wraps.

Glitter eyeshadow? Absolutely not.
Apparently, you can dance in front of 90,000 people, but your eyelids need to stay humble.

Dating NFL players is off limits.
Imagine swiping right and then realizing he's the quarterback. Sorry, girl. Swipe left.

You have to maintain your size because you don't get a new uniform.
That's some serious motivation to skip the extra queso.

Hair and makeup every single day.
Meanwhile, most of us consider putting on deodorant a major accomplishment.

No hanging out where alcohol is served and no parties.
Which means your average Friday night might be more exciting than theirs.

Miss rehearsal? Not an option.

You must say, "Yes, ma'am."

Provocative Instagram photos? Nope.

And if you love spray tans...

Orange is forbidden.
Apparently looking like a traffic cone is where they draw the line.

So yes, being a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader is glamorous.

But it also means living under rules stricter than your grandma's house, where shoes weren't allowed, elbows couldn't touch the table, and heaven help you if you forgot to say "please."